I taught Igor about black hair care today. He was very attentive and responsive so at least when I do crazy things to my hair now he won’t get confused.
Also, ever since I stopped putting pressure on myself to get the vaginal fluids flowing I’ve been able to actually have juicy sex. Juicy on account of my pussy being wet wet wet! Exciting times. Now I can finally stop writing about sex since it’s not something that bothers me anymore.
I think that women need to learn to get in touch with their own sexuality. Using lube is the biggest cop out and unless there’s something medically up with you, not getting wet is not an excuse. I used lubrication throughout my relationship with my ex because he just never turned me on but then I didn’t even try because I knew lube was our go to. But being able to just have movie sex…
Movie sex: the ability for penis to penetrate vagina with no extra effort.
…is amazing. Knowing that all you need for good sex are two bodies and nothing else. Nothing external. Nothing influencing the pureness of what you have. Amazing. We don’t even use contraception but that’s a story that needn’t be told until I accidentally get pregnant.
At what point in a relationship can you start farting because I’ve been ridiculously gassy these past few days and I just need to fart in peace! I can’t kill myself because I’m internally drowning in my own flatulence.